The Fattest Man in Town

sung slowly, in a whisper:

I’m the fattest man in town.

Yes, I’m the fattest man in town.

And when I walk down the street
on my kitten feet

I’m gonna get you when you’re not looking around.

So you better watch your daughters, Mother.

You better watch your sonnies, Dad.

Because I’m mean
on the scene
In my acid-washed jeans

And I’m absolutely
positively
bad.

          pause. 

bongo solo.


You say there was a murder, honey?

You say that you don’t got no alibi?

Well, I got lawyers.

I got money.

I know how this all works.

I think I can convince them

otherwise.

Cause I’m the fattest man in town.

Yes, I’m the fattest man in town.

And when I walk down the street
on my kitten feet.

I'm gonna get you
When you aren’t looking
Around.
　
Shhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh...