"He was drinkin' agin, Mama."

So, Marianna and I were on a stalled subway train, and we were bored.  So we came up with this excellent game: One person had to come up with the worst line of dialogue ever written, and then the other would have to act the hell out of it, into the iPhone camera.  We could not get thru it without laughing.
Here's Marianna's best "take" above.  And below, I reduce the line to a series of gestures, just so I don't have to speak them (yes, that's cheating!)